Week #4

Week #4 saw the Christians and Elephants again lead the league in points, while just one team (Cows) remain undefeated. We are now at the halfway point of the regular season, and time is running out for many teams to get back in the playoff race. Hopefully everyone keeps up their interest in the league, and maintains their roster as playoff spots are all still up for grabs. We had our first fine of the year this week, so the 2002 Pizza Fund is growing! If anyone sees or talks to Carey Hawk, he has been MIA for almost a month now......no rosters, no scores. On to the action of week #4:

Death 76    Contributors 50
The Commish's Death team gets the win over McSwain's Contributors, to improve to 3-1, and FINALLY gets their first top 6 finish of the year. The Death were lead by big weeks from Portis and Oregon QB. The Death are in the thick of the playoff race, a spot not to familiar in the college league for the Commish. McSwain's team has yet another mediocre scoring week, as reliable Texas QB posts 25 points, but only their Kicker was able to help out with a double digit score. These are not happy days for McSwain and the Contributor faithful, as the team is now 0-4 and gets the mighty task of facing the league points leader Elephants this upcoming week. Maybe the Contributors will bring in UNC coach Bunting to knock off the top team next week, shaking things up is what this team needs.

Christians 113    Pride 77
Rusch's team follows up last week's 123 point performance, with an equally convincing 113 point effort to turn back the Pride. The Christians got a 95 yard TD run from their Nebraska QB to lead the way, and also received 10+ points from all its players except one, who had 9. That is balance my friends, and the Christians look to continue their high scoring streak next week against the Stingrays. Hmmm, many of the Christian starters may be on the bench by half time! Larry/Harry caught a break on the schedule last week, and had it even out this week as the Pride post the 4th high score of the week, but it wasn't nearly enough against the league high score. Solid weeks (again, and again, and again) from FSU QB and Brunell lead the way for the pride. The early season injury to top draft pick Suggs hasn't really hurt this team, as his replacement has kept up the high scoring pace. The Pride are in the thick of the playoff race, and this week's match up with the Maulers is huge for both teams!

Elephants 98    Titans 56
Mr. Tom Brady continues his winning and high scoring ways with another convincing win over the hapless Titans. Mr. Tom Brady gets his usual high scoring weeks from Florida QB and Gaffney, along with 18 points from Cossack reject Askew. Mr. Tom Brady now has the overall team scoring lead, a share of the high game sidepot (Florida QB had 43 this week), and a share of the team points lead. Mr Tom Brady is sitting pretty these days, and I must continue to call him Mr. Tom Brady out of respect for the top team at the midway point of the year. Jeff's Titans continue to stumble, and Jeff is left scratching his head yet again this week. The Titans seem to give Jeff fits each week, leading to the weekly "What If's" for Jeff, this week lead by Titan castoff Savage going off. Time is running out for Jeff and his Titans, and it doesn't get any easier next week as they face the only undefeated team left in the league, the Cows.

Q-Dogs 87    Stingrays 37
The Al & Russ show continues its winning ways, as the Q-Dogs chomp away at the helpless Stingrays to get the win and their fourth consecutive top 6 finish. The Q-Dogs get a big week from their VT def to lead the way. Al & Russ are now in a 3-way tie for the overall points lead, and next week is a showdown with division rival Cossacks. I think Russ and Maze will be lighting up the message board this week, as it is normally a war of words followed by a war on the field whenever these two teams meet up. Merv and his Stingrays continue to limp through the season, posting just 37 points this week. Merv can take a little relief in knowing that his coaching decision to bench Clemson QB in favor of the Wyoming QB wouldn't have made a difference anyway. Merv will take any and every sign of hope for his team. Oh yea, the Stingrays get the red hot Christians next week, ouch!

Cossacks 71    Redhawks 52
Maze gets the needed win from his Cossacks, as they remain in the playoff and tough C Division race after their win over the Redhwaks. Maze gets a solid week from BYU QB and RB Burns to lead the way. Next up for the Cossacks is a huge division game with the Q-Dogs. Maze will enjoy the victory more than any other this year if his team can knock of the rolling Q-Dogs, so he says. Until Carey checks in and shows signs of life, no commentary will be issued about his Redhawks team. 

Cows 58    Maulers 57
In the game of the week, two previously undefeated teams went head to head in a knock down drag out match up. In the end, Driver's Cows were left standing by the slimmest of margins over the Maulers. Things did not start out well for Driver, as he forgot about make up games, and submitted a lineup with one player short. The Cows maintained their focus though, and got the win despite both teams scoring well below their usual level. Driver now stands alone as the only undefeated team in the league, but the Q-Dogs are right on their tail for the C Division title. A match up next week with the Titans is crucial in the tight C Division race. Mike's Maulers figured they had this week all wrapped up when the Cows went a player short (in a normal Mauler week this would have done the Cows in), but somehow the Maulers failed to put up their normally high scoring week that we have become so accustomed to. Toefield suffered his first bad week of the year, and that was a big turning point in the game. No time for Mike to let up, as next week's game with the Pride will go a long way towards determining who may walk away with the B Division title.

Weekly Awards
QB of the Week:   Florida, Elephants    43 Points
Mr. Tom Brady gets a huge performance from his QB, to lead the way to yet another win and also a share of the high game sidepot.

RB of the Week:    Portis, Death    25 Points
The Commish uses the top RB performance to advance his Death team to a surprising 3-1 record, and finally gets a top 6 finish.

WR of the Week:    Caldwell, Titans    22 Points
Three weeks and counting........for the 3rd week in a row, a Florida WR gets the top scoring performance of the week. This week it was the Titans WR turn, but it wasn't enough for Jeff as he ironically faced the Elephants, who are lead by the Florida QB and the other WR Gaffney.

Week #5 Lines:
Contributors               @    Elephants -31
Christians -33            @    Stingrays
Pride                         @    Maulers -8 1/2
Death -4                   @    Redhawks
Cows -8 1/2             @    Titans
Cossacks                 @    Q-Dogs -9 1/2

Commish's Lock of the Week:    Take the Maulers and give the 8 1/2 Points
Season Record: 3-0

Commish's Underdog of the Week:    Take the Cossacks and the 9 1/2 Points
Season Record: 2-1

That is all for now, remember the the roster deadline is Friday at 8pm (unless you have a player in the Thursday or Friday night games, CSU and BYU this week), and remember that scores are due by 8pm every Monday!

Good luck to everyone this week! 

The Commish


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