Bomb Squad Report     Week #1   

Let’s start of the season with the two time defending champs game, the Death vs the Chuckers. Coach Snyder is looking to Threepeat and proclaim his team to be a dynasty but the Chuckers are letting him know they will have to earn it. The Chuckers used the Deaths favorite weapon from last year’s squad, Mr. Duncan, to hand the death a 723 to 633 loss. Mr. Duncan lead the way with 173 pts while Mr. Doobie, Lamar Odom, chipped in 153pts. The Death get a nice 189 from Elton Brand but the rest of the squad could not pick up the slack. Hey Shaq if you let Kobe shoot maybe he can get the MVP of the league and maybe Jeff’s squad too.

Last year’s team, the Virgins, busted out of the bust quickly. They put an 833 to 689 whuppin on the Pippers. With 3 players scoring in the 200’s, coach Alford is proud of his new team name the Victory. Hey Brain, I am sure it was your assistant Coach who suggested you pick up Parker and put him in your lineup. I think if you had anybody other than him in your line up you might be looking at a sidepot. The Pippers squad ran into the wrong team this week, even though, on paper their squad looks as though it could do some damage. Shaq daddy only had two games this week, which did not help the team.

The Demons are back!!!!!!! After last years’ disappointing season, Coach Erdman is back and putting the league on notice that he wants his 4^th Fantasy title. The Demons posted 905 pts and trounced the Tre’Hawks. The Tre’Hawks new team name only posted the same results, a loss. The Glove lead the way with 208 points and nobody on the Demons scored below 150pts. Hey Brain, is Kidd kidding you or is he for real?

Contributors, are you finally ready to stop Contributing? Does this victory mean you are on your way to etching your name on this trophy? Is the 727 to 554 victory over the Fury a start to winning ways for you? Coach McSwain, will you let your squad play or will your whole squad be on somebody else’s team by the end of the year? Of course the first trade of the year belongs to you. How long before the whole team has a new address? Stay tuned for "As the Contributors Turns" next episode.

Coach Maze vs Coach Dotson…………could the Dynasty’s mash unit beat the Francisless Bomb Squad? Hell No!!!!!!!!!!! The Bomb Squad beat the Dynasty 673 to 637. Coach Maze is having real trouble beating any team in any league which coach Dotson is in. Coach Dotson is very happy with this victory because the way his squad looks on paper it might be a long year for him. I still think he has not got over last years big choke!!!!! To Coach Maze’s credit he still put up a good fight considering his top two picks where on the bench nursing injuries.