Welcome back my friends to the Show that never ends! The 2000 Fantasy Basketball Season is in full affect. I would like to welcome the new kids on the block, the Virgins and the Pippers. Good luck to you two this year and all the rest of the teams also. I also want to thank Mr. Jeff Snyder for putting up such a great website and also the message board to go with it. Anybody who likes to talk smack, wants a trade or just has some input about anything related to basketball can now voice your opinion at anytime for all to see, so use it! Now to this weeks games.

The Creeping Death starts the season with a win over the Dynasty 750 to 700. Coach Snyder is the sole owner of his team and is out to prove he is truly the brains behind the 1999 Destroyers Championship team. What a way to start off the season with a win over Coach Maze, the Al Davis of the league. Coach Maze is already crying the blues about his squad and the injury bug. Every year he takes a chance on hurt players and gets burned! When will you learn? The Dynasty still put up respectable numbers even with one of his starters going down early in the week. I think the magic trade dust is being taken off the self as we speak. I think you should change your name to the Warlocks Maze because I know you will pull off something soon.

The Bomb Squad come out with a vengeance this season as they hammer the Contributors 999 to 695. Coach Dotson is still feeling the effects of last season when the Fury in the playoffs knocked him off after leading the League in point total for the whole season. This year is different as the Bomb Squad go out and pick up last years MVP, Shaq and try to surround him with a good supporting cast. Coach McSwain is already being compared to the Chuckers of last year because of this year's trade of Francis/Ewing for Davis/Stoudamire. If it is any consolation I would still have won.

Two former league champions post the best game of the week. The Chuckers take down the Demons by a measly 4 points, 736 to 731. Mt. Mutumbo paved the way for the Chuckers and left the Coach of the Demons perplexed. He posted something on the message board about a conspiracy, check it out. Oh by the way Coach Erdman I was wondering if the Jim Kelly rule would be in play if you had the first pick? Hummm? The Chuckers are in a great position to strengthen their squad as they have 3 quality to shop around. Hey Tyler Talk to Maze he is selling that stuff!

The Bugeaters are back!!!!!!! Coach Hayden is back from a one-year absence and posted a 714 to 644 victory over the Fury. Welcome back Coach Hayden, I hope you used all of you luck up on the Fantasy Football League and the 33 pools and just are playing this for fun with all the money you have won. Coach Rogan is searching for a center and is trying to regain his playoff form of last year. Hey Boyd I know you are lucky but please try not to be good too! That is a deadly combo for the rest of us.

The Pippers start out the season by beating last year’s rookies, the Players Club, 706 to 667. Kobe Bryant led the way for the Pippers as he posted 200pts for the week. The Players Club got a dismal performance from homeboy Billups that probably cost him the game. I am sure they will be back with the tandem of Webber and Finley leading the way.

Which would you like to sacrifice a Virgin or a Cow? How about a Virgin sacrificing a Cow? Well that is what happened this week as the Virgins ate well by downing the Cows 692 to 676. Coach Driver is back from Amsterdam and still a little hung over and was and easy target. Congratulations to Coach Alford for his first victory of the season and keeping their cherry in tack.

A note to all teams when calling in scores I need your teams breakdowns and totals from each player. Example Shaq Tu 55,We 65 and Sa 75 Total 195. FOR EVERY PLAYER ON YOUR TEAM AND YOUR OPPONENTS!!!

Also if you have a player that swings and you want to move him to another position you must have another player who can swing down and take his spot from the other position. Example moving from guard to forward you must have a forward on your team that can qualify at guard

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